Alright mates it's me a Chav,
And this is the best lesson you'll ever have
In scallies and charvers and things that ming,
From me burberry cap to me sovereign rings.
I'm gonna show you just whose boss,
So you'll be sitting pretty in a class Lacoste.
I'll have you drinkin' cider before I'm through,
so just sit back and listen to me crew.

(so just sit back and listen to me crew)

In me burberry
In me burberry
I'm gonna look well smart in me burberry
In me burberry
In me burberry
I'm gonna look well cool in me burberry

Check out my spoiler as I drive by,
cos it's custom made for me GTI,
Me mums got a kid, of every different colour
But I dunno why cos she ain't no looker.
My bling consists of a flash gold chain,
That's turning green when it starts to rain.
I walk through town like I'm the man,
With a minger on me arm with an orange tan.

(with a minger on me arm with an orange tan)

In me burberry
In me burberry
I'm gonna look well smart in me burberry
In me burberry
In me burberry
I'm gonna look well cool in me burberry

Alright girls....me and me mates are going over the park and I've got
a bottle of cider with your name written all over it.

Check it out.

I go over the park with some mates o' mine,
When I'm drinkin' white lightenin' I'm on cloud nine.
Copping a feel of some cheap chav tart,
while she's spewing up cider in me burberry hat.
I like hitting 'goffs' and 'geggers' too,
so if you're one of these then join the queue.
You'll have the last laugh though, cos I'm thick.
Cos Chavs like me end up in the nick.

(chavs like me end up in the nick)

In me burberry
In me burberry
I'm gonna look well smart in me burberry
In me burberry
In me burberry
I'm gonna look well cool in me burberry

In me burberry
In me burberry
I'm gonna look well smart in me burberry
In me burberry
In me burberry
I'm gonna look well cool in me burberry